A psychotic squirrel was out to get me. I drove home to my parents' house and it climbed all over the car, waiting to attack me when I got out. I managed to escape, but it chased me to the house. I had to kick it into the bushes a few times, and the 3rd time it climbed right up the plum tree. As I reached the porch, it flew down at my face, but smacked into the glass right as I shut the door.
Take that psycho.
That's so strange. My friend Marcus (a squirrel) cancelled on me today. We were supposed to have lunch that day and he said he had a crazy headache. Something about a door. Probably just a coincidence. - Raina
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